Response to a wildfire on the south of France's Cote d'Azur was billed
as a marvel of modern fire-fighting technology. Two specially-built
Canadair flying boats zoomed in, skimmed the waters of the
Mediterranean, scooping vast amounts of water into their belly tanks,
and then dropped the water on the hillside fire.
All was jolly and the wine flowed freely until a body was found in the
ashes. The coroner found that the gentleman had apparently fallen from
a great height, suffering serious injuries before being burned to death.
The report further noted that the victim was wearing a bathing suit,
snorkel, and swim fins.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
