Birth of a candy bar

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One PAYDAY, MR PEANUT wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE
behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began
to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE
ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT,

which made a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER
PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Mary Jane said "You're even better than the THREE
MUSKETEERS!" Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine months later she had
a BABY RUTH.


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