One PAYDAY, MR PEANUT wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE
behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began
to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE
ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT,
which made a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER
PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Mary Jane said "You're even better than the THREE
MUSKETEERS!" Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine months later she had
a BABY RUTH.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.