A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with
him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at
the next stop. When the bus starts on its way, the bus driver says to
the Hippie,"if you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have
sex with you." The Hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the
bus driver tells him that the every Tuesday evening at midnight the
Nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the Lord.

"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder, "said the bus
driver(male) "you could tell her you were God and command her to have

sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday
he goes to the cemetery and waits for the Nun.

And right on schedule the Nun shows up. When she's in the middle of
praying the Hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a
mask of God. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer
them but you must have sex with me first." The Nun agrees but asks
for anal sex so that she might keep her virginity. The Hippie agrees to
this and quickly sets about to go to work on the Nun. After the Hippie
finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out,"Ha ha, I'm the Hippie!!"
The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha, I'm the
bus driver!!!"