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There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.


In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are
teenagers.


Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.


Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought
he might be retarded.


In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still
sitting on it.


You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any
other weather.


An average person laughs about 15 times a day.


Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have
recently eaten bananas.


Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.


The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.(You dream
on!)


A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.


The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early
1500s. (Is the origin of having fun "between the sheets"?)


The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in
2000 B.C.


A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give
her coffee.


The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.


Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear
pants.


The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.


In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones -
Bhutan.


Every person has a unique tongue print.


Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.


Women's hearts beat faster than men's.


Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the
pets in their wallets.


Bubble gum contains rubber.


You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.


Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.


The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in
Jello.


The sex organ on a male spider is located at the end of one of its
legs.(Again, dream on.)


Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.


Most American car horns honk in the key of F.


The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of
people.


Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over
his head.


In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the
bills.


A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South
Bend, Indiana. (I will leave this alone for obvious reasons.)


About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more
money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]


It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.


Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.


Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.


Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as Pres.
Bush in 1991. And, rightfully so.


Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the
western Pacific. (only on Turdsday)


There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones. [And most
of them are in Parma!]


Most lipstick contains fish scales.


Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.


Mosquitoes have teeth.


Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.(Can you?)


Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.


The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard
Nixon, and Elvis Presley.


When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.


Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.


27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless
existential hell."


In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when
patients would die.


Aztec emperor Montezuma had nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant
"plenty of excrement."


Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.


"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.


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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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