There oughta be a law
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On Wed, 6 Mar 1996, OutCast 12 wrote:

> In Italy it's illegal for women to play drums in public. In Belgium you must
> have a license to own a goldfish. In Holland if you leave a bicycle for one
> day, then it becomes public property. In Denmark your house may be entered and
> searched without a search warrant---except on weekends. Here's Belgium
> again--children can be fined if they swear at anyone over the age of 50.
>

In the US, it's illegal to play with women in public. In the US you must have a license to catch a fish. In the US if you leave a bicycle for ten minutes, it becomes someone else's property. In the US your house may be entered and searched if the warrant is for the house next door. In the US children will be counseled if they kill anyone over the age of 2.

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