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Reagan National Holiday |
Republican congressmen, apparently with generous funding from the Japanese, have organized a national committee to establish a national holiday in honor of former two-term Republican President, Ronald Reagan.
According to committee spokeman, Skippy Blueknose, Federal workers will not be given the day off. Workers will be allowed to arrive at work 30 minutes late, make no decisions, and take up to
three naps. Congress will not be allowed to meet. The military will invade a small Carribean island each holiday. Republican political prisoners will be paroled during those years when a Democrat is President and pardoned when a Republican is President.
Contact the Republican National Committee if you wish to support this good-government proposal.
Your support is needed--NOW! Don't say no.
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