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  • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?


  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?


  • Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?


  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?


  • If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?


  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


  • If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?


  • If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?


  • You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?


  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


  • Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


  • Did you know who in 1923 was:

    1. President of the largest steel company?
    2. President of the largest gas company?
    3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
    4. Greatest wheat speculator?
    5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
    6. Great Bear of Wall Street?


  • These men should have been considered some of the world's most successful men. At least they found the secret of making money. Now more than 55 years later, do you know what has become of these men?

    1. The President of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
    2. The President of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, is insane.
    3. The President of the N.Y.S.E., Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.
    4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
    5. The President of the Bank of International Settlement shot himself.
    6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Rivermore, died of suicide.


  • The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open and PGA Tournaments. Today he is still playing golf and is solvent.


    CONCLUSION: STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS AND START PLAYING GOLF



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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.