alt.bedtime.stories.tell.relate.aanvvvise
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From: jester@neca.com (Pete Kidwell)
Subject: alt.bedtime.stories.tell.relate.aanvvvise

alt.little.girl.was.existed.lived
alt.red.hood.wore.donned.attired
alt.sick.grandma.go.visit.see
alt.full.basket.bring.carry.present

alt.wicked.wolf.saw.plotted.schemed
alt.shorter.route.took.scurried.arrived
alt.sick.grandma.surprised.attacked.ingested
alt.womanly.clothes.wore.donned.attired
alt.grandma's.bed.entered.slept.waited

alt.little.girl.arrived.knocked.entered
alt.wicked.wolf.saw.!recognized.confused

alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried
"alt.big.eyes.have.possess.query?"
alt.wicked.wolf.thought.reacted.replied
"alt.better.vision.need.have.want"

alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried
"alt.big.ears.have.possess.query?"
alt.wicked.wolf.thought.reacted.replied
"alt.better.hearing.need.have.want"

alt.little.girl.said.questioned.queried
"alt.big.teeth.have.possess.query?"
alt.wicked.wolf.grinned.reacted.replied
"alt.better.eating.need!.have!.want!"

alt.little.girl.eaten.swallowed.ingested
alt.wicked.wolf.smiled.gloated.slept

alt.noble.woodcutter.came.arrived.entered
alt.noble.woodcutter.saw.recognized.angered
alt.sharp.axe.chop!.chop!.chop!
alt.wicked.wolf.!sleep.!exist.!survive
alt.little.girl.!digested.lives.thanks
alt.sick.grandma.!digested.lives.thanks
alt.noble.woodcutter.escorts.rescues.praised
alt.fairy.tale.end.end.end

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