You Know You're Online Too Much When...

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  • ...all of your most erotic dreams are in TEXT.
  • ...during awkward pauses IRL conversations, your first thought is LAG.
  • ...when you're trying to pick up someone IRL you try to do ".t's"
  • only answer to your user ID IRL.
  •'ve forgotten what the outside looks like.
  • may not know what is happening in the world, but you know every
    bit of net-gossip there is.
  • cant talk to people unless you type it on a kb first.
  • are amazed that anyone uses a phone without a modem on it...let
    alone hear actual voices.
  • find yourself falling for someone you've never seen or hardly
    know, but, boy can he/she TYPE!!!!!!
  •'re so used to cybersex that you need the kb IRL with you in

  • ...when dumped on the net, you spend all your time in false ID's
    looking for them at other sites.
  • ...when dumped IRL you spend all your time searching sites...even if
    he/she doesn't own a computer.
  •'ve never seen your closest friends who usually live WAY too far
  • mentally 'emote' an action IRL before you do it.
  • ...when meeting someone IRL, you automatically want to .ex/finger
  • ...when you watch TV and try to get the scrollback screen to see what
    you missed.
  • ...the hum of a cooling fan and the click of keys is comforting to
  • ...when you experience ACTUAL physical withdrawal symptoms when away
    from your puter and the net.
  • ... when you waiting to close your respective job you try to do a .who
    to see who is left.

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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