Top Ten New ValuJet Slogans

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I was told that these were stolen from David Letterman a couple of years ago (a rare
double Top Ten night) with a global substitution of ValuJet for Delta.

Top Ten New ValuJet Slogans:

  1. ValuJet: We're Amtrack with Wings.
  2. ValuJet: Join Our Frequent Near-miss Program.
  3. ValuJet: Ask About Our Out-of-court Settlements.

  4. ValuJet: Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'em Off!
  5. ValuJet: Complimentary Champagne in Free-fall.
  6. ValuJet: Real Men Don't Use Runways
  7. ValuJet: The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides.
  8. ValuJet: We Might Be Landing On Your Street!
  9. ValuJet: Our Pilots are Terminally Ill and Have Nothing to Lose.

    ...and the number one New ValuJet Slogan is......

  10. ValuJet: You Think It's So Easy, Get Your Own Damn Plane!

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