Top Ten Things that Never Happen on Star Trek

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  1. The Enterprise runs into a energy field of a type it has encountered
    several times before.

  2. The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all
    perfectly alright.

  3. Some of the crew visits the holodeck and it works properly.

  4. The crew of the Enterprise discovers a totally new lifeform, which later
    turns out to be a rather well-known old life-form wearing a funny hat.

  5. The crew of the Enterprise is afflicted by a mysterious plague, for which
    the only cure can be found in the well-stocked enterpise sick bay.

  6. The captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people
    which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.

  7. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface with the
    Enterprise's computer, only to find it has forgotten to bring the right

  8. A power surge on the bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty
    capacitor by the highly trained and competent engineering staff.

  9. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but
    some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's

  10. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp experience which is in
    some way unconnected to the late 20th century.

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