The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes

  1. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!

  2. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

  3. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most

  4. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna

  5. Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to

  6. No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

  7. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

  8. LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

  9. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
    hole driving home from work.

  10. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
    horizontal stripes.

  11. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

  12. Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
    a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.

  13. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in
    Quantum Physics.

  14. Bugs never see you comin'.

  15. You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

  16. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
    "It's there before you order or it's free!"

  17. Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
    not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.

  18. License plate: "Me=mc2"

  19. Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they
    land in last week!

    and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
    Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...

  20. Chicks dig it.

If you like what we have for you here on JokeTribe, please do consider donating to us. Any amount, even a small one, would truly be helpful.


About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.