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A preacher wanted to raise some money for his church and being told
there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase one and
enter him in the race. However, at the local auction the going
price for a horse was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead
and decided to enter it in the races.


To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the paper
carried this headline, "Preacher's Ass Shows." The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not
to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed this

headline, "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass."


This was too much for the Bishop. He ordered the preacher to get
rid of the animal. The preacher decided to give it to a nun. The
newspaper printed this headline: "Nun has the Best Ass in Town."
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
dispose of the donkey. She found a farmer who was willing to pay
$10.00 for it. The newspaper stated, "Nun Peddles Ass for $10.00."
They buried the Bishop the next day.


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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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