Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia

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  1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
  2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
  3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag
  4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"
  5. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
  6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse
  7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk
    redneck yelling "Freebird!"
  8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be
    Achy-Breaky Heart
  9. Power Point would be named "ParPawnt"
  10. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"

  11. Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag
  12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word
  13. Instead of WWW servers, Microsoft would have KKK servers.
  14. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"
  15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"
  16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am
  17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse
  18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver
  19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire
  20. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars
    in your front yard
  21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator
  22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

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