Bonkistry

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Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a
zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is
semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around forever,
so I wouldn't put it past him to come up with something like this.


One year two guys who were taking Chemistry did well on all of the
quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the
final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going
into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the
Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and
party with some friends up there.


So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers
and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back
to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then,

what they did was to find Professor Bonk after the final and explain to
him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to UVa
for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but
that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and
couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting back to
campus.


Bonk thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the
final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved.
So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that
Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each
of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the
first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions
and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be
easy." They did that problem and then turned the page. They were
unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.


It said: (95 points) Which tire?


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