2 Formulas for calculating schedules.

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  1. May not be too scientific, but here's a formula to use for
    calculating schedules: "Estimate the number of weeks the job
    will take, then convert the weeks to months and multiply by
    three. Make sure to allow for project overruns." It's simple,
    and it probably isn't a whole lot less accurate than anybody
    elses method. :-)
     
     

  2. A guy who used to work for me once suggested a foolproof
    method of determining when a project will be finished. Take a
    50 cent coin and label one side "never" and the other side
    "waaaay too late"...


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