The Thing

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The iron gates creaked slowly open and through them stepped a large
hairy creature with a face that might have been hewn wholesale from
the sea battered cliffs of the Hebrides. So cold was it's expression
that merely to gaze upon it would send icy shudders through even to
one's marrow. Slowly and with lumbering gait, the creature moved
resolutely towards the house, raising a great fist to hammer upon the
great oak door.

Unknowingly, the master of the house opened the door, only to be
confronted by this animal that would have struck fear into the heart
of many. However, with the utmost self control he suppressed any
emotion and casually turned and called to his wife........

"Darling,your mother's arrived!"

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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