The All-Purpose Businessman's Vocabulary

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* A CONSULTANT
Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50
miles from home.


* AN EXPERT
A person who avoids all small errors and sweeps toward
the grand fallacy.


* A STATISTICIAN
One who draws a mathematically precise line from
an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.


* A COLLEAGUE
Someone called in at the last minute to share the
blame.


* A RELIABLE SOURCE
The guy you just met.

 

 

* AN INFORMED SOURCE
The guy who told the guy you just met.


* AN UNIMPEACHABLE SOURCE
The guy who started the rumor
originally.


* A MEETING
A mass mulling of master-minds.


* A CONFERENCE
A place where conversation is substituted for the
dreariness of labor and the loneliness of thought.


* A PROGRAM
Any assignment that can't be completed by one
telephone call.


* CHANNELS
The guy who has a desk between two expeditors.


* TO ACTIVATE
To make copies and add more names to the memo.


* TO IMPLEMEMT A PROGRAM
Hire more people and expand the office.


* TO RESEARCH
Go looking for the jerk who moved the files.


* TO GIVE SOMEONE THE PICTURE
To present a long, confused and
innacurate statement to a newcomer.


* TO CLARIFY
To fill in the background with so many details that
the foreground goes underground.



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