"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal
Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands
have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by
airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the
birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the
water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn
their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and
when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds
turn their heads in the opposite direction, like
spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and
directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads
go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over
gently onto their backs".
-- Audobon Society Magazine
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
