In-house Staff Training

JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes
Many members of staff have expressed a wish for further training to help them deal with clients, suppliers and other members of staff. We have selected the following courses with a view to improving staff performance both in motivation and abilities in various other directions. These courses can be booked either via your department head or directly.

SELF IMPROVEMENT


SI 100 Creative Suffering
SI 101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
SI 102 Ego Gratification through Violence
SI 103 Dealing with Post-Realisation Depression
SI 104 Overcoming Self-Doubt through Pretence and Ostentation
SI 105 Whine your way to Alienation
SI 106 Guilt without Sex

SI 107 Feigning Knowledge - A Career Advancement Strategy
SI 108 Keeping Facts out of Management Structures
SI 109 Carrying a Piece of Paper while Walking Briskly

BUSINESS AND CAREER


BC 100 The Underachievers' Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
BC 101 How to Profit from your own Body
BC 102 Tatooing your Colleagues as an Income Supplement
BC 103 Credit Purchasing with your Kidney Donor Card

CRAFTS


C 100 Bonsai your Pet
C 101 Self-Actualisation through Macrame
C 102 Origami for Self-Defence
C 103 Drawing Genitalia in Soft Pastel Shades (Summer Term only)
C 104 Needlecraft for Vaccinators

HOME ECONOMICS


HE 100 Cultivating Viruses in a Household Refridgerator
HE 101 Sinus Drainage in the Modern Marriage
HE 102 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
HE 103 1001 Other Uses for your Vacuum Cleaner

FITNESS AND HEALTH


FH 100 The Joys of Hypochondria
FH 101 High Fibre Sex/Bio-Feedback and How to Stop It
FH 102 Skate your Way to Regularity
FH 103 Tap-Dance to Social Ridicule
FH 104 Snap Out Of It/Pull Yourself Together *
FH 105 Eating with Plastic Spoons *

* Organised by the Samaritans

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

 

 

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