God will save me

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Ok, so this guy's hometown is being flooded. He climbs out onto his roof and someone comes by in a canoe.

"Hop in! I'll save you!" he says.
"No, no, no. I have faith in God. He will save me."

The water rises, he climbs higher on the roof. A raft comes by.

"Come on in!" they say, "we'll save you!"
"No, no, no. God will save me."

The water rises even higher. He climbs up onto his chimney. A helicopter

comes by.

"Let us help you!" they say.
"No, no, no. The good lord will make sure that I'm safe."

The water rises and the man drowns. He goes up to heaven and meets God.

The guy says, "What's the matter? Why didn't you save me?"
And God says "What are you talking about? I sent two boats and a helicopter!"

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