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I'm not sure who the reply came from, only the original poster.
emmanuel lajus ( wrote:

: please send to me!

Send me some gifs
To harden my dick
Maybe topless pix
Of that Star Trek chick.

And while you're sending
I'd quite like to know
That hundred dollar recipie
For great cookie dough.

And send me a dollar
So I'll get rich quick
And a video tape
of last week's "The Tick".

Send me your password
And a Dvorak keyboard.
Send a Pentium Chip
And a Model T Ford.

Please send some webspace
And the secret to life
And a third-world virgin
Mail-order wife

And round trip tickets
to Frisco Bay
And a polo pony
and a bail of hay

And a bail of reefer
And a bucket of booze
And all of Imelda
Marcos's shoes

And a swimming pool
And a great big house
And an autographed photograph
Of Mickey Mouse.

Add me to the list!
And what ever you do,
Just please oh please
Can't you send me a clue?

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