Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete

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1. English
Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.

2. Afrikaans
O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!

3. Alsatian
Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!

4. Assyrian
iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu

5. Babylonian
iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu

6. Bengali
Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.

7. Bosnian
boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.

8. Danish
Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.

9. Dutch
O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.

10. Middle Egyptian
in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!

11. Esperanto
Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!

12. Finnish
Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!

13. French
Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.

14. German
Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!

15. Ancient Greek
O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!

16. Greek
hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!

17. Hebrew
Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!

18. Hindi
Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.

19. Hungarian
Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!

20. Icelandic
Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.

21. Irish
Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.

22. Italian
Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

23. Japanese
ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

24. Klingon
ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!

25. Latin
Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.

26. Latvian
Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!

27. Maori
Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!

28. Malayalam
Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

29. Marathi
Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

30. Norwegian
Herre Gud! Jeg har enks i hodet!

31. Polish
O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!

32. Portuguese
Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!

33. Russian
Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!

34. Slovenian
Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.

35. Spanish
!Dios mio! !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!

36. Swahili
Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!

37. Swedish
Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

38. Tagalog
Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!

39. Visigothic
Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida

40. Welsh
A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!


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