Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete
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1. English		 Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.

2. Afrikaans		 O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!

3. Alsatian		 Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!

4. Assyrian		 iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu

5. Babylonian		 iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu

6. Bengali		 Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.

7. Bosnian		 boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.

8. Danish		 Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.

9. Dutch		 O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.

10. Middle Egyptian		 in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!

11. Esperanto		 Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!

12. Finnish		 Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!

13. French		 Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.

14. German		 Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!

15. Ancient Greek		 O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!

16. Greek		 hristo mou! eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!

17. Hebrew		 Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!

18. Hindi		 Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.

19. Hungarian		 Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!

20. Icelandic		 Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.

21. Irish		 Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.

22. Italian		 Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

23. Japanese		 ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

24. Klingon		 ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!

25. Latin		 Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.

26. Latvian		 Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!

27. Maori		 Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!

28. Malayalam		 Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

29. Marathi		 Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

30. Norwegian		 Herre Gud! Jeg har enks i hodet!

31. Polish		 O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!

32. Portuguese		 Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!

33. Russian		 Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!

34. Slovenian		 Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.

35. Spanish		 !Dios mio! !Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!

36. Swahili		 Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!

37. Swedish		 Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

38. Tagalog		 Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!

39. Visigothic		 Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida

40. Welsh		 A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!


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