A Thousand year old Viking

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Not so long ago a thousand year old Viking was found frozen in a
glacier high up in the mountains. He was brought back in a block of
ice to the British Museum, where it was decided that the ice should be
thawed and scientific experiments could then be carried out on the
Viking.


Upon thawing him out, to the amazement of all the scientists, his
heart began to beat. This was amazing, blood was flowing through his
veins, he began to breathe. But no response could be illicited from
the mighty warrior. There was one chance tho.....


He was immediately rushed to the world famous brain surgeon Dr. Felix
Walker, who attempted to make the Viking's brain function.


The good Doctor worked for two weeks , but alas, all efforts failed.


Which only goes to show........


You can take a Norse to Walker but you can't make him think!


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