A hodgepodge of Geekiness

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Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ball?

A: Ask it something and it replies: "Answer unclear. Add 20 Meg of RAM and ask again later."

Q: How many MS engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they just define darkness as an industry standard!

Q: Why don't the British build computers?

A: Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil!

Q. Somebody asked me "What happens to programmers when they die?"

They get deallocated?
Their values become undefined?
The get re-intialized?
Their structues break down?
they become WORM food...
They start dropping bits........
They branch to a new address!
Their social system resources are released?
They dump core? [a coredump is the result of an abort()ion]

Q. What do you get when you cross 200K of apples and lots of garbage?

A. A core dump

Have you heard about the new Cray? It's so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Have you heard about the new Cray? It's so fast, it requires TWO halt instructions to stop it!

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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