This old guy comes into a pub with a dog, and a cat which he placed on
top of the piano. The dog climbed up on the piano seat and began to
play the piano while the cat sang a number of popular songs.
The drinkers in the pub were amazed and the publican rewarded the old
man with a double scotch and said,
"That's a great act. Have you thought of taking them professional?"
"They are not as good as you think," confessed the old man. "The cat is
tone deaf and can't sing a note. The dog is a ventriloquist."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
