TOP 10 things people think the 95 in Win95 really means!

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10. The number of floppies it will ship on.
09. The percentage of people that will have to upgrade their hardware.
08. The number of megabytes of hard-disc space required.
07. The number of pages in the "EASY INSTALL" manual.
06. The percentage of programs that won't run in the new version.
05. The number of minutes to install.

04. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run
03. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
02. The number of MHz required for the operating system to run.
01. The year it will ship.

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.