The Evolution of a Programmer after College |
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i;
for(i = 0; i <2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("
");
}
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('
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