How to Handle those Rejection Letters in College

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Original Author: Scotty
Original Subject: **1/2 How to Handle those Rejection Letters
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 18:27:13 MST7MDT


As a college senior, I found this really funny.

Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling up? Well here's a suggestion:

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[Date Today]

Dear Mr. Kennelly:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[Your name here]

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