Boob Tube Barbie

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The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch" have
joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise. After all,
both companies have made millions off airheads with flawless skins,
Malibu tans and synthetic breasts.

If Baywatch Barbie sells well, other Barbie/TV tie-ins seem certain to
follow. Some possibilities:

  • Melrose Place Barbie: Comes complete with her Barbie Dream Apartment,
    where Skipper and the rest of the gang live rent-free. Other accessories
    include a bottle of vodka, silk sheets and an arrest warrant.

  • Dr. Barbie, Medicine Woman: This helpful doll offers other homesteaders
    important tips like what conditioner to use out on the Plains and how to

    take care of their nails while shoeing a horse.

  • America's Most Wanted Barbie: She's on the run after 30 years of crime
    against feminism.

  • Oprah Barbie: Push a button on her back and this Barbie actually speaks!
    Hold your very own talk show with topics like how tough math class is,
    Ballerina Barbie's struggle with bulimia, Kens who wear Barbie's

  • My So-Called Barbie: She faces the same troubling issues as regular
    teens who don't have huge wardrobes, perfect bods, pools and ponies.

  • Roseanne Barbie: The dark side of the American dream is explored with
    this doll, which shows what happened after Barbie graduated from high
    school, married too young and ate too much.

  • Murder, Barbie Wrote: Whenever this elder stateswoman of the Barbie set
    (she's 27!) arrives in the playhouse, all the other dolls mysteriously

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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