Abridged Guide to Political Philosophy

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SOCIALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR.
COMMUNISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND GIVES YOU THE MILK.
FASCISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF THEM AND SELLS YOU THE MILK.
NAZISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF
 
 
THEM AND SHOOTS YOU.
CAPITALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.
IN ISRAEL - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE BANK TAKES BOTH OF THEM SHOOTS ONE, MILKS ONE, THROWS AWAY THE MILK AND YOU SHOOT YOURSELF.
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