SOCIALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR. COMMUNISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND
GIVES YOU THE MILK. FASCISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF
THEM AND SELLS YOU THE MILK. NAZISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF
THEM AND SHOOTS YOU. CAPITALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL. IN ISRAEL - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE BANK TAKES BOTH OF THEM
SHOOTS ONE, MILKS ONE, THROWS AWAY THE MILK AND YOU
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