Usenet 2.0

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Congratulations, you have completed the Demo Version of Infoocon's most ambitious work of interactive fiction to date: USENET(tm)

You may have noticed that the demo is getting repetitious and that bozos abound, well it's time to upgrade to Usenet 2.0! This double-CD-ROM set includes

  • Hundreds of new "Newsgroups," including 12 "secret" Newsgroups!
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  • New posts from "Kibo," "Joel Furr," and all your favorites!
  • Improved AI incorporates thousands of current pop-culture references!
  • New multi-player option allows you to play Usenet with your friends over a Local Area Network! The Infoocon/Turing challenge: can you tell which posters are "live"?
  • Classic net.kooks like John_Winston, Doctress Neutopia, and Andrew, Beckwith, as well as 15 new, even kookier ones!!
  • New improved scorefile insures you only see the posts that interest you the most!
  • Thousands of memes to mix-and-match.
  • Huge collection of ASCII art to illustrate your posts!
  • Elimination of annoying "AOL bug."
  • Can you sweat out the flames from alt.config to create your own personal newsgroup?
  • Can you ferret out the secret, non-existent Cabal, wrest control of Usenet, and start your own Great Renaming?
  • Can you prevent Bill Gates(*) from using Windows 95(*) to turn Usenet into a chat room on the Microsoft Network(*)?
  • Can you escape the jaws of CancelPoodle and share OT VIX with the world?
  • Can you acquire the power of sysop and become master of your own domain?

Usenet 2.0 is only $59.95 plus $2.95 shipping/handling for 2 CD-ROM set.
Call 1-800-INFOOCON to place your order now!

Check out our web page: http://www.infoocon.com/newprod/usenet.2

Usenet 1.0 is freely distributable. Please feel free to make copies regularly and send them to your nearest neigbors.

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(*) "Windows 95," "Microsoft Network," and "Bill Gates" are registered trademarks of Microsoft Inc.

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.