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- Thousands of memes to mix-and-match.
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- Elimination of annoying "AOL bug."
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- Can you ferret out the secret, non-existent Cabal, wrest control of Usenet, and start your own Great Renaming?
- Can you prevent Bill Gates(*) from using Windows 95(*) to turn Usenet into a chat room on the Microsoft Network(*)?
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