"We had a couple of demos [of Windows 95] and took the disks out back
---Paul Rakowicz, senior vice president of corporate systems for
to burn 'em. Had a nice fire, too."
Document Processing Systems, Inc.; on his decision to not
upgrade to Windows 95 and move directly to Windows NT and
Linux. (as quoted from PC Week pg 88. 7/17/95)
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.