Halloween Top 10 list of Houses to Avoid While Trick-or-Treating
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Here are some Halloween tips for all the kiddies out there. The top
ten houses to AVOID while Trick-or Treating.



10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole.



9. Any house made of food.



8. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.



7. Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above
it.



6. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.



5. Any house that growls "get out."



4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking across the living
room floor.



3. Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating 3 feet off
the ground.



2. Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front
yard of people in odd "running away" poses.



1. Any house that wasn't there only a minute ago...


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