What's so bad about AOL?

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This is a question which comes up occasionally on this (and virtually every other ng.) I found the following out there somewhere. As it seemed accurate, well-researched and informative, I thought it should be seen here:

MOST COMMON AOL USENET REQUESTS and RESPONSES.


10.) Smutty WEB sites ? Add me!
9.) Add me too!
8.) Porn ? Add me to that site!
7.) Please e-mail me smutty pictures!!

6.) Pretty women wanted
5.) Are there any pretty women that would like to e-mail me, a Twinkie eating, dorrito chomping, pepsi slurping, pimply faced git.
4.) OJs not guilty
3.) OJs guilty
2.) I hate things that suck

AND THE NUMBER ONE AOL Usenet request or response:
1.) Make money fast! ASK ME HOW !!!

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.