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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup


Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic


(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?


(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?


Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.


Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with

inanimate objects.


Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be
hard to understand.


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding


The name is Baud......, James Baud.


BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!


Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!


C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.


Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..


Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.


Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)


Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.


E Pluribus Modem


... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny


A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.


An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.


CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?


Does fuzzy logic tickle?


A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.


11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?


Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.


Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .


Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.


Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...


All computers wait at the same speed.


DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.


Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...


Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....


Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...


ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!


E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.


Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!


All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?


Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.


"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981


DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS


Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS


Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!


Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...


Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.


REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)


Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"


Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)


Read my chips: No new upgrades!


Hit any user to continue.


2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
(1200 Baud makes you want to cry especially after a T1 www session!!)


I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!


Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?


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