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know, is also the chemical symbol for Nitrous Oxide, aka whippits, aka
Oh, like I can resist this.
Comparative features of N20 (the drug) and N20 (the software)
|Feature||N20 (the drug)||N20 (the software)|
|mode of transport||Inhalant||TCP/IP|
|Hardware requirements||whip cream, balloons||Windows, Mac, Unix|
|Auditory hallucinations||yup||with plug-in|
|Causes horniness||sometimes||only if you're wierd|
|Kills brain cells||yup||unproven|
|Causes delusions of grandeur||yup||yup|
|Mental effects||causes philosophical debates||causes religious wars|
|Supports HTML 3.0||no||some|
|side effects||memory loss, B12 Deficiency||urge to buy $20 stock at $75|
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