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Top 10 anagrams for "Netscape Communications" |
Seen in Dr. Dobb's Journal, November, 1995:
Top Ten Anagrams for "Netscape Communications"
(Copyright (c) 1995 by the author, Mike Morton <mike@morton.com>.
All rights reserved. You may reproduce this, in whole or in part,
in any form, provided you retain this paragraph unchanged.)
10. Companies can't consume it
9. I cannot compute sans mice
8. Can't access 'net...I'm on opium
7. Um, options scam can entice
6. Net's uncommon capacities
5. Connect communities, ASAP
4. Mosaic IPO, etc., can stun men
3. Optimum 'net access: An icon
2. Connect it up; amass income
And the number one anagram for "Netscape Communications":
1. Mosaic, minus neat concept
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