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What came first, the woman or the department store?


I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!


Death to all fanatics!


Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.


Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


If you can't say something nice, say something surreal.


I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.


Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.


I don't want the whole world, just your half.


"Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.


Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something!


Listen to sermon before eating missionary.


I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!


Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.


According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.


C:GRAPHICSGIFNAUGHTYFILTHYDISGUSTINGWOW!


Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.


"That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler


Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?


Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!


Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.


Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.


Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.


I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget.


I brake for hallucinations.


I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


Seppuku: unique Japanese way to let it all hang out.


"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!"


Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.


Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.


Entomology: I fear no weevil.


It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!


..and this little piggy stayed home. He's agoraphobic.


Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.


Zebra: a sports model jackass.


Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.


Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!


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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.