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What came first, the woman or the department store?
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
Death to all fanatics!
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
If you can't say something nice, say something surreal.
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
I don't want the whole world, just your half.
"Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something!
Listen to sermon before eating missionary.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
C:GRAPHICSGIFNAUGHTYFILTHYDISGUSTINGWOW!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.
"That's entertainment." - Vlad the Impaler
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.
I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I brake for hallucinations.
I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Seppuku: unique Japanese way to let it all hang out.
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!"
Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
Entomology: I fear no weevil.
It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!
..and this little piggy stayed home. He's agoraphobic.
Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.
Zebra: a sports model jackass.
Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
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About JokeTribe
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.
If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.
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We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on your screen.
And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand experience that has led us away from IE and to other browsers like Firefox.
And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them with that. It still has the largest market share, likely due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.
But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of users out there are doing. You can switch to
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