Geek's guide to Impressing Dates

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10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your
color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.

9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the
secret messages about Satan.

8. Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on your
Newton MessagePad.

7. Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality escalator.

6. Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads.

5. Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an active-matrix
LCD panel.

4. If you're getting serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" system
unit keys.

3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help of a
French-speaking voice synthesizer.

2. Never type on your date's laptop computer without permission,
particularly if the system is on her lap.


1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would Bill Gates
do in a situation like this?

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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