Here's a C function you can use to predict Apple's approximate share of
the personal computer market given a number of significant market factors:
int CalculateAppleMarketSharePercentage(
long pc_market_avg_annual_volume_dollars,
long avg_pc_selling_price_dollars,
double federal_consumer_price_index,
int avg_trendy_mac_tv_ads_per_hour,
long number_trade_articles_predicting_mac_dominance,
int avg_anti_microsoft_jokes_on_net_per_day,
float percent_of_market_doesnt_care_about_performance,
float percent_of_market_just_play_with_desktop_publishing_apps)
{
return (10);
}
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