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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day
he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell
over into the beer vat. It was a tragedy -- and Murphy drowned.

The foreman thought it was his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old
man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she
came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy

passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned".

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time,
between sobs, she asked, "Tell me --- did he --- suffer?"

"I don't think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go
to the men's room".

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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