Don't know about you, but I'm afraid I can't relate. (Actually, the THOUGHT that someone thinks this way is what I find funny.)
Subject: More gender issues. [What men really want]
Men constantly ask what women want. In reply, women ask what men want. And no one has seemed to have an answer. Well, I can't list what men want exactly, but maybe through our role models who had what we wanted, you ladies can get an idea. So who do men of my age group want to be?...
WE WANNA BE FONZIE!!
Yes, Arthur Fonzarelli, better known as "The Fonz." Why?
- Fonzie could make anything work just by hitting it. The rest of us have to make a pilgrimage to Ace Hardware, buy some cool tools, take it apart, scratch our heads in confusion, and then call a repairman.
- He snapped his fingers and beautiful women came running. Nuff said?
- His office was the men's bathroom at Arnold's Diner.
- He dated triplets. Not one at a time, but all at once!
- One word: Hey...
There was only one drawback to being Fonzie...
Thus endeth the lesson.