You know you've been on the computer too long when...

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...when asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

...when you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

...your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am
going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the "else" clause. try to sleep, and think: sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours / are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.



...after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start
dialing an IP number... get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.

...not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember
your network address faster than your postal one. look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window. go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in
octal. look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.