/*

                        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code

                        Project:          Chicago(tm)



  Projected release-date:



  Spring 1995



*/



#include 

#include 

#include 

#include "win31.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"





/*

  Reference:

  Internal memo #99281-95 from:

                        William H. Gates III

                            to:

                        Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project



  William H. Gates III wrote:

  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.

   It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something

   _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.





                                                Carry on,

                                                        God^H^H^HBill

      





*/

#define INSTALL = HARD



void main()

{

        while(!CRASHED)

        {

                display_copyright_message();

                display_bill_rules_message();

                do_nothing_loop();

                if(first_time_installation)

                {

                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

                        hang_system();

                }

                write_something(anything);

                display_copyright_message();

                do_nothing_loop();

                do_some_stuff();

                if(still_not_crashed)

                {

                        display_copyright_message();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        basically_run_windows_3.1();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                        do_nothing_loop();

                }

        }



/*

  Reference:

  Internal memo #99683-95 from:

                        Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

                            to:

                        William H. Gates III



  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:

  "Dear Sir,

   Since we have found that this last piece of code within the

   'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include

   it in the final code.

   This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of

   consumer-diskspace!



                        Thank you for listening to us,

                            the executive managers of the

                            Chicago(tm)-project"

*/

/*

        if(still_not_crashed)

        {

                write_cheer();

                finished();

        }

*/

        create_general_protection_fault();

}