President Clinton flies into Andrews AFB. The color guard is present as well as the
Commanding General. The General is standing at attention waiting while Clinton is
descending the stairs.
He notices that Clinton has a pig tucked under his arm. The General, not knowing quite
what to say simply utters "Nice pig, sir."
Clinton responds by saying "You bet it is. It's a hand fed, corn fed, pure bred
Razorback from Arkanas. I got it for Hillary".
The General responded, "Nice trade, sir."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.