Nice Pig |
President Clinton flies into Andrews AFB. The color guard is present as well as the
Commanding General. The General is standing at attention waiting while Clinton is
descending the stairs.
He notices that Clinton has a pig tucked under his arm. The General, not knowing quite
what to say simply utters "Nice pig, sir."
Clinton responds by saying "You bet it is. It's a hand fed, corn fed, pure bred
Razorback from Arkanas. I got it for Hillary".
The General responded, "Nice trade, sir."
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