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The top 10 ways things would be different if Micro$oft built ca |
The Top-ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars. (drumroll,please...)
- A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year,instead of before.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
- You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a sec, it's that way
NOW!
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
- The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
- We would still be waiting on the "6000 sux 58'" model to come out.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
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