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- The check is in the mail.
- I'll respect you in the morning.
- I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
- It's only a cold sore.
- You get this one, I'll pay next time.
- My wife doesn't understand me.
- Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
- Of course I love you.
- I am getting a divorce.
- Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
- I never inhaled.
- It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
- I never watch television except for PBS.
- ..but we can still be good friends.
- She means nothing to me.
- Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on
- I gave at the office.
- Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
- I'll call you later.
- We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
- Read my lips: no new taxes
- I've never done anything like this before
- Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
- It's supposed to make that noise.
- I *love* your new [hat/haircut/dress/suit...]!
- ..then take a left. You can't miss it.
- Yes, I did.
- Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
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