STATE OF ARKANSAS Residency Application

JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes
Name:

Age:
Sex: MFN/A
Shoe Size: Left Right

 
 

Occupation:

Spouse's Name:

Relationship with spouse:

Number of children living in household:

Number that are yours:

Mother's Name:

Father's Name: (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Check highest grade completed)

Do you own or rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Total number of vehicles you own
Number of vehicles that still crank
Number of vehicles in front yard
Number of vehicles in back yard
Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
truck
bedroom
bathroom
kitchen
shed

Model and year of your pickup: 194

Do you have a gun rack?
Yes No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
The National Enquirer
The Globe
TV Guide
Soap Opera Digest
Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO
Number of times you've seen Elvis
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
Weekly
Monthly
Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
Yellow
Brownish-Yellow
Brown
Black
N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
1-5 miles
5-10 miles
don't know

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.