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Name:

Age:
Sex: MFN/A
Shoe Size: Left Right

Occupation:

Spouse's Name:

Relationship with spouse:

Number of children living in household:

Number that are yours:

Mother's Name:

Father's Name: (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Check highest grade completed)

Do you own or rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Total number of vehicles you own
Number of vehicles that still crank
Number of vehicles in front yard
Number of vehicles in back yard
Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
truck
bedroom
bathroom
kitchen
shed

Model and year of your pickup: 194

Do you have a gun rack?
Yes No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
The National Enquirer
The Globe
TV Guide
Soap Opera Digest
Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO
Number of times you've seen Elvis
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
Weekly
Monthly
Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
Yellow
Brownish-Yellow
Brown
Black
N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
1-5 miles
5-10 miles
don't know



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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

 

The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest

 

We've all heard the stories. Stories about innocently searching the internet with Internet Explorer when, all of a sudden, all the alarms are going off with your virus scanner. Programs are installing themselves. Warnings about Smitfraud-C, SpyAxe, and Vcodec are popping up on your screen.

And some of us have had firsthand experience. Firsthand experience that has led us away from IE and to other browsers like Firefox.

And why is that? Well, virus writers are generally going to be trying to get the most bang for their buck, ,just like everyone else. That's why. And IE currently provides them with that. It still has the largest market share, likely due in large part that it comes preinstalled on most computers.

But just because it's preinstalled doesn't mean you have to use it and expose yourself to all the spyware and virii targetted to it. You can do what an ever growing portion of users out there are doing. You can switch to

 

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